What is the best way to do a non shoulder permanent wedgie

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Use a rope. Thread the rope through the leg holes of your undies, pull the ends over your shoulders, cross them over your chest, wrap them around your waist and tie them off. If you want to get a wedgie from both sides, just pull the ends of the rope through the front leg holes of your underwear before wrapping them around your waist.