How do you do wedgie meetups if neither of you can host?

[selfwedgie13]

I don't have any personal experience myself, having never been able to get any sort of meetup, but I would try getting a hotel room. It's private, it has plenty of room (usually), and nobody would wonder why you had a suitcase or tote bag or something (full of undies and other wedgie supplies, of course) with you.